Scott: I’m heading to New York to do stand-up, so I’ve gotta do all visa-y things and stuff like that when I’m over there. But yeah, I just thought it was time for a change, kind of get out of Australia for a while…
Wil: What are your expectations? What are you looking to achieve from that?
Scott: Anything less than becoming the biggest star in America will be a huge failure for me. I feel like that’s a realistic expectation. I don’t want to be the biggest in the world, just the biggest in the biggest market in the world.
Wil: Right. If you could just say that on your visa application…
Scott: “I’m gonna be the biggest star in America!”
Wil: “So, look, I might not have all the credits you need now… but I wouldn’t be coming here if I did, would I? That’s why I’m coming here.”
Scott: “I just believe in myself and someone once told me I have a lot of moxie.”
Wil: “Call me in a year. Then I’ll tell you what my credits are. I’ll give you a visa to the country of Scottdoolistan.” “Why has he written all of this on his visa? This is…”
Scott: "Can I get another card? I’m still not finished with my visa application…"